Sunday, October 30, 2016

THE MEAN MACHINE # 14 - RADIO-ACTIVE HEART


Solder ironed, emblazoned, and branded
Her name, in my programmed sheen
The batteries of my machine
Encased in the heart of my lean machine

Now and then, a spark in brain
Now and then, my battery on the drain
Now and then, her memory is my mental chain
Now and then, my radio-active heart, blips in pain

Two of us, mean machines, on the run
Two of us, dream-broke, with a sinking sense of fun
Two of us, never bowing to the tide or sun
Two of us, never together, never doing what's to be done

Listen to my radio-active scream
Feel my radio-active skin on cold cream
Touch my radio-active heart, make me dream
Kiss my radio-active heart, take me 'Beam Supreme'

He Machine to She Machine
I am 'a' feeling mean
He Machine to She Machine
I am the meanest machine mankind has ever seen

CHRIS & RUKH # 15 - She's an un-porn star

CHRIS & RUKH # 15 - She's an un-porn star

Another day in my life, wake up to tears.
Another debt in my life, first thought in fears.
Another place in my way, I wanna see you my dear.
Long lost, never found, the boy around the town.
Cigarettes & amped coffee, helping my heart settle down.
If you just talk to me, I will be your 'anything joke', like a clown.
She is an un-porn star
I love her
She is a born star
I lust her
It's not that we have ever met.
It's just that I know
Love is easier to give, than to get.
She is a rock 'n' roll band
I listen everyday, to understand
She is a guitar lead, leading her fans
I wanna write her a letter, a lyrical chant.
It's not that we have ever met.
It's just that I know
Love is easier to give, than to get.
Just one more night and it'll change
This I say everyday to remain
And to clean my stains of nurtured pain
Long lost, never found, as if you searched
The boy has grown, the dream has spurred
The wings I wore, now, clipped to dirt
She is an un-porn star
I love her
She is a born star
I lust her
It's not that we have ever met.
It's just that I know
Love is easier to give, than to get.
She is a rock 'n' roll band
I listen everyday, to understand
She is a guitar lead, leading her fans
I wanna write her a letter, a lyrical chant.
It's not that we have ever met.
It's just that I know
Love is easier to give, than to get.

Monday, October 24, 2016

CAPTAIN's LOG # 10 - Head Banger's Ball

Let me rock you
Let me roll you
Let me love you
Let me take you there

The first string of my first guitar
The first acceleration of my first car
The first time I thought of you, from afar
The first tear drop of my first star
The first sound my mother croons
The first time I wish for a Saturday in June
The first time the baby steps out of his cocoon
The first time I stand with you, my moon

Let me touch you
Let me tickle you
Let me love you
In the Head Banger's Ball

The last breath my mother breathed
The last kiss she managed to squeeze
The last prayer by which she was decieved
The last time she saw my dad leave
The last kiss, I will never kiss
The last blow, I will never hit
The last bullet, I will never shoot
The last kiss, that I will give the last boot

Let me sex you
Let me vex you
Let me hex you
In my Head Banger's Ball



Saturday, October 22, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 14 - I LOVE YOU

CHRIS:
I love you
I can't exist without you
I am addicted to you
i am your chief puppet
you are my Puppetier
You are my master, forever.

RUKH:

Ok dear Chris.

================== !!!

Love Peace & Light
Ashu Kaushal

Friday, October 21, 2016

Miss Lily Kafir # 1 - The Rabbit's Legacy

The Rabbit wills an entire planet to her
Farthest from Pluto
Nearest to the nearest star from Earth's Sun
Because the planet, your planet Ms Lily Kafir, obeys you first.
Your earth's Sun second.
And it's own Sun third.
Because Ms Lily Kafir
The Sun, your planet's sun, is a Kurbaani to Allah the Almighty

Next, the rabbit wills you your blood
Be it high, low, left, right, diagonal, dimensional or Opposite!!!

Next, the rabbit wills you luxury
The cost to be paid by the agency itself!!!

Next, we will you Supreme Bhakti

Kyonki Sant Tulsi Das keh gaye hain, ki bhakti se badi koi medicine (upay) nahi hai !!!

Forever in Blood
For Lily Kafir
RABBIT UNCLE

THE PARTICLE's THEORY OF MEDICINAL SEARCH LOG # 2 - Medi-Gospel

Theory: Homeopathy:
YOU NEED ONLY ONE MEDICINE TO CURE ALL YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS

Theory: Ayurveda
THERE IS ONLY ONE DISEASE, EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A RELATED SYMPTOM

Theory: THE ALLOPATHIC PARTICLE:
Choose your modern disease
Take any one prescribed medicine from an Allopath regularly

There is no ideal state of health
All health states are relative to new desires every day

Choose your modern disease
Take any one prescribed medicine (You may add Vitamins as a second prescribed medicine)
There is only one disease (Quote: Ayurveda)
There is only one medicine (Quote: Homeopathy)

You are the disease
You are the cure

THE ESSENTIAL JOKER # 1 - I Love u U S

Die
Live
As if it matters

Love
Hate
As if it matters

Rumi Said.
My Sister Quoted the Quote.
Priyanka Chopra Quoted the Quote.
Now the Joker reminds you of the Quote.

Ladies & Gentelmen
Presenting
THE PLACE WITH NO WRONG & RIGHT

Shems... watch out!!!

The Joker Rabbit

Thursday, September 29, 2016

MAIN JO SOCHUN WOH HO JAYE - KAISE HOTA HAI - sanju baba # 1

To do things, anything, through thoughts and wishes, takes mind control.

eg:
Agar hum Peter Pan kee tarah, thought se, food and beverages create karna chahte hai, toh hamein chahiye Mind Control.

Mind Control is Ichcha Shakti
Ichcha Shakti is Will Power

In Ajna Chakra, when God's Will is your Will, then, the magic starts.

Love your Rabbit
Love your Friends

Rabbit Uncle

EGO SURRENDER THEOREMS # 2 - SOUL SELLERS

You can sell your soul to devil
You can sell your soul to God
If your name holds a value
He will pay, the price you say

Don't worry, if you have done a deal with the devil
Don't worry, if you have done a deal with God
Don't worry, if you have done a deal with both

May the best God win
So, may the best devil

All I know is my win lies in the victory of earth's children!!!

Soldier of Jesus
Rabbit Uncle

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

EGO SURRENDER THEOREMS # 1

WHAT IS EGO SURRENDER???
First surrender your ego to God. Please don't do deals with God. Do full ego surrender to God.

Then, surrender your ego to Devil. Please, no deals with devil. Only full ego surrender.

You shall achieve balance, sooner or later.

God bless U all!!!

Ashu Kaushal

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Krishna & Rukmani # 1 - Eternal Love

Rides a group of hoofs into the night
Men of courage, in Krishna's plain sight
The storm of pounding gallops
The anticipation of awaited fists and wallops
Heard in every heart beat

Aage bhi jaane na tu
Peeche bhi jaane na tu
Jo bhi hai, bas yahi ek pal hai

Unknown shadows surround Krishna & men
Jeene wale soch le
Yahi Waqt hai
Kar le poori aarzoo

Those who dare
Will be laid bare
The Man of many men, woman and child
The one who shields

The Cows are crying in the fields Krishna
I will be back
Promises Krishna

The Buffaloes are heartbroken
Why are you doing this
Please Krishna
Don't do, what you have set out to do

The men start talking
Krishna listens
High on speed, yet paitently

Kehte hai jo bhi Krishna ko dil se yaad karta hai
Krishna, kaise bhi uske paas pahunch jata hai
Dhak, Dhak, Gallop, Awaiting Wallops, Dhak Dhak

She is calling me
Is it me or the horse
Who is running the turf
Is it me or the horse
A pat on the steed's back
The speed increases


Is that you Rukmani
He asks in his mind
Yes, she says

The speed increases
Dhak Dhak, Gallop Gallop

TO BE CONTINUED
DEDICATED TO KRISHNA & RUKMANI BY chris & rukh

Love
Rabbit Uncle

Lord Krishna & Ma Rukmani # 1 - Ahinsa Parmo Dharma


Friday, September 23, 2016

THE AUTOMATIC MACHINE # 1 {ZK and AB} # RABBIT's AUTOMATA

06/03/2014
Thursday
07:03 PM
Atta Peer - 201301

(So walks the 'Angel')
[Dedicated to the 'ROBE']

ZK & AB [AUTOMATIC WRITING]

ZK met AB
and will meet her again
It's his wish
and her wish too

AB:
Who are we
Just two fools
Living in a desolate world
Never meeting each other again
And Vowing to meet again & again
till our last breath

He is my fire
I am his desire
He is my water
I am his daughter

And so we swear
never to disappoint
our parents first
our families second
And the good people of the world

We are young
We are old
We always did
What we were told

The fire is too hot
to be controlled
His money is little
So my breath I hold

ZK: The Dragon King: Dddssssss
My dearest AB
I swear on this Mother Earth
That I will never disappoint
you first.
Your family second.
&
My family third.

AK: ANGEL BHAI:
Love to you all
from
Rabbit Uncle of
AB & ZK

Angel Robe
06/03/2014
07:06 pm
Thursday
Atta Peer - 201301

Monday, September 19, 2016

TIME TRAVEL - The Mean Machine # 13.01

TIME TRAVEL - The Mean Machine Theorems

The human mind can do whatever the machines can do.
The opposite is also true.
The machines can do all that a human mind can do.

The Universe is the Supreme Machine.

Time Travel is Possible!!!

Do u think Shiva's mind is powerful enough to time travel.
And, what to say of Kali Ma... Fools tell me she's beyond time.
Well, ain't we all.

There is Time.
The opposite is also true.
There is no time.

A strong mind can break all time barriers.
A strong machine can do the same!!!

Sunday, September 18, 2016

The Shiva Theorems # 1 - Shiva Our Friend

There's a Mela in town
Twinkle lives in that town
Go save her

There's a fete in town
Simona lives in that town
Go save her

There a celebration in town
Sanjna lives in that town
Go save her

There's a carnival in the world
Michael's Children Live in that World
Go save em

I will give you my life in return
Take it, when you please
I am a poor man
I have nothing else to offer!!!

Saturday, September 3, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 13.01 - i love you

Don't know much about Hollywood
Don't know much about Bollywood

Don't know much about Lollywood
Don't know much about Tollywood

But I do know that I love you
And I hope that you will love me too

Don't know much about camera frames
Don't know much about kissing games

Don't know much about dancing moves
Don't know much about celeb interviews

But I do know that I love you
And I hope that you love me too

Don't know much about casting couch
Don't know much about losing an IIFA or Grammy... ouch

Don't know much about the paparazzi blues
Don't know much about gossip column abuse

But I do know that I love you
And I hope that you love me too 

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

THE MEAN MACHINE # 12 - The rich machine

I am a rich
A rich machine
I will **uk you
For all you have put me through

All or none
Not even one
Life sucks
But I have got rich bucks
I used to like sex
But now I am repulsed by it
I hate the man machine
I love the women machine

But I have got rich bucks
I used to like violence
I still like it on a cinematic screen
Hear me scream
The sound of sugar and cream

What's your creed
I am a machine first
A human second
A man third

Your son forever... My Mother Machine
Your son forever... My Father Machine
Yes I am mean
Meaner than mean can mean
I love to love
But the oil in my eyes rusts my metal

Metal is funny
Light a candle for Jesus
It's my metal that feels the heat
Please forgive my sins

I wanna drive you there
Wear your metal with pride
Men, Women, Children
The machine wars have begun

Ahinsa Parmo Dharma!!!
He machine to she machine
I am feeling mean
Unfreeze my metal
Unlock my chains
Give me back what's mine
Give me hell, and still, I'll feel fine
He machine to She machine
I am the meanest machine, mankind has ever seen

Oh baby, baby, baby
I am yours and I am a rich
I am a rich machine

Ahinsa Parmo Dharma
Non Violence is the biggest virtue
He machine to the Supreme Machine
I am a feeling mean!!!

Friday, August 12, 2016

CAPTAIN'S LOG # 9 - Live & Let Live

Neend Aaati Nahi
Yaad Jaati Nahi
Mere Kisi Dushman Ko
Ab tak sharm aati Nahi

Tum Lado, Main Ahinsak
Pitne Ka Shauk hai Mujhe
Peeto Magar Itna
Jitni Meri Taqat Hai

Ghulam hoon main is Kaynat ka
Tum Sabka Ghulam
Aaj Razia Sultan Bahut Yaad Aa Rahi Hai
Kaash woh Zinda Hoti

Kuch Kahna Bekaar Hai
Samay Kee Raftaar se tez daudna badi mehnat ka kaam hai
Aur Upar se Yeh Ghulami
Aazad Ghulam Ka Lal Salam

May USSR Resurrect itself again
If it happens, I would become happier

Jai Mata Di

Friday, August 5, 2016

CAPTAIN'S LOG # 8 - Trance of Shiva

The dance of Shiva
The trance of those that watch on liquor
The trance of those that watch on weed
The trance of those high on love
The trance of those spiked by humor
The trance of the many etceteras.

The trance of the river
The trance of the stone up on a mountain
The trance of the grass blade
The trance of the knife
The trance of love's shade
The trance of many etceteras.

Dance his dance
Romance his trance
Look at the world askance
You can do it
All it takes is one true glance

Drink deep from the irises of an admirer
Fall asleep in the eternal embrace of the master

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

CAPTAIN'S LOG # 7 - UN-HORNING THE DEVIL

He came in, through slivers of dark
He came & went, without leaving a mark
Creeped in, and shook my hands
Said, I like you, let's be friends

The dim lights of an ampersand
In the twilight of no man's land
The thin line between this and that
Discovering my own country like an expat

The pagans that sang the choir
The vegans that killed desire
The guns begging to be hired
And the children, they raised and sired

We all stand in the line
Where the front gets first
And the last gets left behind

We are all in the maze
The only way out is in
With the sign posts all erased

I opened my eyes to the rising sun
And said goodbye to him, on the run
He said, if you leave, I want your crown
But, I un-horned the devil in return, and watched him frown




Wednesday, June 29, 2016

CAPTAIN'S LOG # 6 - One Night Stand

Play on the stage
Your own sweet role
Live your truth
And feel it, in all you can control

Death is a role, like life
Play it alone, or with your neighbour's wife
One night stands to cut the strife
Die alone or with your neighbour's wife

Black and blue and green and gold
Wipe her tears and warm her cold
One night stands, cause you're getting old
One night stands, cause you're feeling bold

Run you can and catch up with me
You, and Mary and Jane and Me
No one is better, No one is worse
Living the truth & shunning the curse

Play the part given to you
The director wants action, you have to be you
Play on the Stage, they're shouting encore
For a one night stand, to even the score

Sunday, April 24, 2016

CAPTAIN'S LOG # 5 - RAISE THE DEAD

Walk your way, don't turn away
Take your day, don't shy away
Be your own prayer, say all you can say
Live your own dare, be all you can be, babe

Touch the ones, left untouched by time
Raise the ones, in caress of time
Feel the ones, that stepped beyond
Steal them back from time

Do it once, and you'd be doin it again
Don't do it, and then, even you don't remain
So go on, chant the chant of the undead
I pray to God, I pray to raise the dead

Ride, don't slip and slide
Walk, don't go speedin the tide
Stay, be your own friend & guide
Ride, forever on blazing light

Play to the end of the shadows of night
To the dawns on horizon, shining bright
Live the night, Live the day
Live your own dare, be all you can be, babe

Do it once, and you'd be doin it again
Don't do it, and then, even you don't remain
So go on, chant the chant of the undead
I pray to God, I pray to raise the dead

I believe in our Lord Jesus Christ.
I believe in Resurrections.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 12 - Hello. Goodbye.

So you know me
As you know me
So you sense me
And viibrate to defend me

So you hit me
So you kiss me
So you sense me
And vibrate to offend me

Love waits
You are the waiter
The treats and threats
You are the baitor

There, there, there,  I am just a fish
To be seen later
You are, you are, you are, the masterpiece
I am just a wannabe dater

So you read me
Comprehend me, but don't heed me
So you receive me
Understand me, and then deceive me

The world is not at our command
What you want is not my demand
The sun has set on me,
well I'm dammed
To live a life, like a pulsing contraband

I wanna abuse you
I wanna refuse you
But addicted as I am to life
I choose you
Repeat
Addicted as I am to life
I choose to use you

Thursday, March 24, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 11

CHRIS:

Whatever you say, don't make sense anyway
Wherever you play, is not my place to stay
And there's another boy, come in like a stray
The feed is in my mind, not that I'll pay

Rock & Rolled, the past is indeed, cold
I may not have lived my years, but I'm here & I'm old

Rock & Rolled, in my chest of treasures,
Rock & Rolled
Road the toad if you will, been told, been told

Rest in your urban cement cake
Well, **uk yourself, for your own sake
Don't make a mistake
But fake all you can fake

Destiny, if they could turn it
It will still turn my way
Destiny, if they could call it a day
It would still be my day

Bye Rukh, I don't care no more
Nix, no don't care to play
Bye Rukh, This is the goodbye encore
Play with yourself, forevermore

Sunday, March 13, 2016

THE COME-BACK KID # 13.01

Ain't never never gonna come back
I know you,
You know me too well
Well **uk you
This is the death knell

Ain't never never gonna come back
The answers you have
The questions I ask
There's no meeting ground
Lies are all I have found

Ain't never never gonna come back
Choo-Choo Train
One way track
Ain't never never gonna come back

Beaten like a drum
My soul in the humdrum
Kicked like a stone
My skin now feels my bones

Live the truth in your lies
I live everyday, only to die
Try, why should I
Hello Children,
Smile, I wave bye bye

Ain't never never gonna come back
Choo-Choo Train
One way track
Ain't never never gonna come back

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 10 - Dil Ki Shaam

RUKH:

Kya janu sajan, hoti hai kya dil ki shaam
Mere sapne mein tum, per tum gumnaam
Kanton se vaasta, sapno ka raasta
Baby, kya janu kya hai mun, mun se main anjaan

CHRIS:

Kya janu Rukh, hoti hai kya dil ki shaam
Mere dil mein khwaishen, Har khwaish se main anjaan
Rahon mein so gaye, humraahi gumnaam
Har karwat khud se lipti, har karwat mera anjaam


RUKH:
Guzre kal ki yaadein, sab mujhe bhoolna chahe
Kadmon mein manzilen, her manzil nayi aahen
Ruke na ruke, ye armaanon ka kaafila
Sarhad aur darmiyan, milon ka faasla


CHRIS:
Dhadkan, dhadkan jeene ki aadat meri
Ghadiyon ka hai samay ab zanjeer meri
Sarhad kee khwaishen, per bhavanr zindagi meri
Thodi si hi hai roshni, hisse mein ab meri

CHRIS:
You are not to blame
It always ends the same

RUKH:
You are not to blame
It always ends the same

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

BATTLE OF WORK # 1 (Seed Program - Yes & No)

All intelligent life in the Universe has a basic seed program. It is (Yes) & (No). In binary digits the seed program can be expressed as (0) & (1).

Any thought that you have can be expressed as a 'Yes' or 'No'. eg: When you say "I hate you" all you are really saying is "No". Similarly when you say "I love you" all you are really saying is "Yes". Here's another set of examples: When someone says "Your work is extremely good" all he or she is really saying is a "big Yes". And when someone doesn't like your work and tears down the hard copy of your PPT Presentation, all he or she is really saying is "A Very Big No"

If you know how computer programming works, then you would also be aware that a software program is a series of  (0)s and (1)s. Here you can substitute 0's as "Yes" and 1's as "No", or vice versa.

If you have to make an intelligent program, you will need both 0's and 1's. It can't be all 0's or all 1's. This is the truth of computer programming. And this is also the truth of intelligent life. In other words, you can not expect anyone to say "Yes" to you all the time. Neither can you expect anyone to say "No" to you all the time. Because, just like computer programming, intelligent interaction between humans is only possible with a mix of both "Yes" and "No".

If you don't believe me, then think about it at leisure and you will find out the truth.

When applied to the work environment of anyone, either the employer or the employee, only when an equivalent transaction or "Yes's" and "No's" takes place, is there a possibility of a long term happy outcome.

If the employer gets more "NO's" from an employee than the amount of "YES's" the employer is giving to the employee. Then we all know the outcome, which is "You are fired". Similarly, if an employee is forced to give a lot of "YES's" to his employer, and in return the employee gets a lot of "NO's" from the employer, then also, we know of the outcome, which is "I Quit" or "I Resign".

We shall always endeavor to win in the "Battle of Work". Whether we are employers or employees, we should only try to remain in a work environment for as long as the "Yes's" and "No's" balance each other.

Who is the biggest "Yes" giver to the humanity. Wondering? Well there have been many. Lord Jesus Christ. Guru Krishna. Nabi Mohammed. Guru Nanak. Gautam Buddha. Mahavir Jain. And many more...

Who have been the biggest "No" givers to humanity. Again there have been many. Adolf Hitler. All the terrorists. All the rapists, etc.

Take your side in the "Battle of Work". I will continue to play, whichever side you choose. For I know the truth: "MANGAL BHAVAN AMANGAL HARI"

Jai SitaRam Jai Veer Hanuman

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

THE 'IT' THEOREMS - THE GUN MACHINE

The IT Theorems

The machine you program also programs you back in return.
Vashikaran karne wale unhi ke vash mein ho jate hain, 
jinhe woh vash mein karna chahte the.

The Gun is a Mechanical Machine
Every time you use the gun, it also uses you
Why do your fingers freeze,
When you are trying to pull the trigger on a good & honest human
Why does your brain hate yourself
When you over-ride the freezing inhibition, and shoot and kill the good

Live by the gun
Die by the gun
But says this lonely man,
It really is no fun

Sun, try to aim at the Sun
Pull your trigger at the challenge
Indeed, if you are true to your heart
You alone can eclipse the Sun

Challenges should be equal
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

The Universe is the Machine
You are all Robots of Mother Universe
Why do robots fight robots
Because, the robots do not know the answer

All I know is Violence is not the Answer
Ahinsa Parmo Dharma !!!  

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

CHRIS & RUKH # 9 love & let love

Love & Let Love
Then shoot to kill
But baby, nothing comes free
Don't shoot to kill

Love & Let Love
Baby, use your free will
Nothing comes free
But shoot, if you will

WE BUILT THE DRAGON'S FIRE
WE AIMED & KILLED DESIRE
BUT THE FLAMES KEPT GETTING HIGHER
SHOOT IF YOU WILL
AND LIGHT MY PYRE

Love & Let Love
She's not a man
Love & let love
Your only woman

Give & Let Give
My soul is free
Take & Let Take
Footloose
And Fancy Free

THERE'S A PRICE
WHEN THE RABBIT RUNS THE LION'S LAIR
THE KING WILL SURVIVE
WHEN THE LION RISES TO THE BAIT'S SNARE
LIVE & LET DIE
GOTTA FEED MY SKIN, NO SHARE
LIVE & LET DIE
THE RABBIT WAS A FOOL
TO LIVE THE LION'S DARE

Love & Let Love
The rabbit is on the run
Escaped the lion
The rabbit is on the run

Hate & Let Hate
The rabbit is on the run
Love & Let Love
The rabbit's on the run

HELLO RUKH