The return of Spaceship Enterprise

Good Morning Starship
We rock the decimals of asteroids
But the decimated shall always belong to the decimal android

The return of rock's whip
It's a pleasure to return at speedy warp
Till the world remebers us by the speed of Garp

Bye decimators
The return of the decimal
Always indicates
The voyage into factory minimal

Long live the children and plant and animals and unicellular decimals

Sign on
Always yours
The Decimatingly small (aka)
THE LAST DECIMAL

wOOOOEEEE
EEEeeeeeeoooooollllllleeeeeecoooooCCCCooooeeeee.

THE KING OF NEPAL

once

Father

I have no mother, no country, no name

Sorry father

Sorry mother

I have nothing

I will never want anything

Sorry mother, Sorry father

I am sorry

NIRAJAN I VOW IN THE NAME OF YOUNG
I WILL AVENGE YOUR PAIN

P.S.:
I dedicate this to the restaurant in Kathmandu: Chitvan Tiger and the boys from Amrata Campus(Ktm, Nepal) (bite ka kurale). Thank you, I will always owe you more than anyone will know.

Always love
Blessings
Ashu Kaushal
India
201301

The First Seal Explained

When the lamb opened the first seal.
He could not believe what he saw.

He saw the white man's mask.
The white boy had an Indian mother.
But the white boy hurt at the slightest insult to another white country.

The Indian boy said
now that I see this brother is a fake
let me try another time

So he offered another white brother some funky hotel food
Before that he tried to build brotherhood through truths
He said I am a fan of Mr. Sting and Mr. Neil Diamond
These singers have taught me the true meaning of love, said the Indian boy
Then knowing that the white brother too had heard these singers, he said can I offer you some true blue Indian Hospitality, any food you wish is yours today. The white brother said he wanted an Indian Thali,(That is pre-plattered indian gourmet cuisine, by the way)

As the food came to the table
The Indian boy said "I think Charles Manson has been punished enough"
Both the Indian boy and the white boy were just talking
Their was no indication of war or anything ugly at that time
But to get back: as the food came to the table the white boy left without a thanks
The Indian boy had to foot the bill for just a silly memory

I think I need say no further
I wanted to wax poetic
But I have lost my stamina to see the whites so hungry, ooooh so angry

That's the secret of the first seal
Oh, yes, please wait as I open the second seal

Adios Amigo
Ashu Kaushal

Axl Rose: My first Namoh

What about anyone who does not care

You tell me India is dirty

You have always told me Indians are filthy

I want to ask you the definition of dirty

I want a debate on what is dirty

Whichever country you're from

To me, India is special

Beleive me, the secret of the first seal can't be written

I want a face to face debate

Anyone, Anybody, Anywhere

Entering the ring for Guns & Roses for the second time

Ashu Kaushal

PS: Spelling of believe is wrong : Guess why!!!

The Olympic Prophesies

IT IS A MIND GAME

Which layer do you play on
Give me any layer to play on
But give me also a mind to match

How many layers to base your thinking upon
Multi-layered thinkers, what are you thinking upon
Give us also many minds to match

Layer one - you are incompetent
Layer one interpretation - your batting stance is not copybook material
INTERUPTION ONE - THE BATSMAN HITS A SIX

Layer one (reprise) - you are incompetent
Layer one interpretation - you could have been caught out
INTERUPTION TWO - THE BATSMAN HITS A SIXER AGAIN

Layer one (re - reprise) - you are incompetent
Layer one interpretation - you really don't respect the coach's mind
INTERUPTION THREE - THE BATSMAN IS CLEAN BOLD

Layer one (re - re - reprise) - you are incompetent
Layer one interpretation - See I told you so many times, you must interpret the game correctly in your mind.
INTERUPTION FOUR - THIRD UMPIRE OVERRULES DECISION AS IT WAS A NO BALL

Layer one (rererere -reprise)- PLEASE BELIEVE ME, you are incompetent
Layer one interpretation - I think I just may lose face
INTERUPTION FIVE - RAIN HERE. THE MATCH IS CANCELLED

Layer two - God saved the day for us
Layer two interpretation - I am the coach but now I think I am incompetent

Layer three - Hello Sir Chairman, it was all under control, we'd have won. Bloody rain.
Layer three interpretation - I just forgot about God saving the day or else I wouldn't have lied. Sometimes, I don't like my incompetence

Layer four - Baby!!! Matted pitch every bowler can almost kill u. Don't read too much. For there are too many layers. By the way, cricket is not an Olympic Sport.

UNLAYERED PROPHECY: Wishful thinking: Will someone from the cricket elite win us an olympic medal, in any olympic event.... (till they make cricket an olympic event, this is my only hope for the boys... By the way I am thinking Yuvraj Singh. Why? Call it a foolish hunch, Sports fan's wish or something about his mental attitude. Too many layers to this prophecy)

Take it up for me, boys and girls
It really is a mind game

Ashu Kaushal

THE OLYMPIC PROPHESIES

Entering the ring on behalf of Guns & Roses

Play to Win
Play to Draw
Play to Lose

No
No
No

You must always play to win
But, most importantly, you must play by the rules
And, You must always compete in the OLYMPIC RING

Football
The people who don't want results, check every player of the opposite team

Chess
The people who don't want results, play for the draw. by trying to copy moves of the opposite player

Those who play to win, stay good inside and outside
Why? Because they play to win

Who wins
Who loses
I leave my result in my God and Goddess's hands

Ashu Kaushal

The Corporate Effect

One. Two. Three. Four.
Sisters knocking at my door.

Don't want to work no more.
Brothers knocking at my door.

Hell! I feel too tired by the knocks.
I really don't wanna blog no more.

Hail Bros. Hail Sisters.
The Good Vs the Bad Continues.

Bye for now
Ashu

Happy Holi to All

Hot. Cold. Alternate with both = Cure

Fire.(Read Period)

Ice. (Read Period)

Do it for seven cycles.
May be, you won't get cured.
Yes, but you will get stronger.

Disease.
What is disease?

Disease is when you do not feel ease (Read Comfortable)
Even while on medication and still the patient is not comfortable.
How can that be,
To the budding Doctors, I say, Please try to see.
Take the unbeaten track, but please, do not end up like me.

POET'S MEDICINAL GLOSSARY

FIRE = DEPRESSANTS
ICE = STIMULANTS
CYCLES = SEVEN REPETITIONS MAKE ONE CYCLE IN A DAY
SEVEN DAYS = POSSIBILITY OF A CURE
PERIOD = I ONLY MEAN FULL STOP. YES AS IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE. YEAH, THE DOT YOU PUT AFTER A SENTENCE.
TRANSLATION. HINDI MEIN ISKO POORNA VIRAM BHI KEHTE HAIN!!!!!

Reality. Unreality. Each person must make a choice.

The Mind.
You can see the real world.
The Mind.
You can see the unreal world.
Yes in your mind.

Real World.
Real Hate.

Unreal World.
Unreal Hate.

Real World.
Real Crimes.

Unreal World.
Unreal Crimes.

Yes! Real and Unreal. It is all within our minds.

Real Crimes.
Real Punishments.

Unreal Crimes.
Unreal Punishments.

Either way the crime remains the same.
Either way the punishment remains the same.
Either way Heroes and Heroines remain the same.
Either way Villains and Vamps remain the same.

Go ahead anybody... everybody, can you feel my pain.
Go ahead anybody... everybody, can you feel your pain.
Or do you still refuse to see victory in your brains.

Ashu Kaushal

The Yes Effect

Yes sir.
No sir.

The corporate effect throws all its 'no no no' on the 'Yes-Sir boys'
The corporate effect throws all its 'no no no' on the 'Yes-Mam girls'

Meet me half way.
Walk with me as an equal.
I learn from you.
You learn from me.

Reach out and I shall reach out to you.
Never is the road fair to those who walk the one-way track.

Jump the ladder.
But carry me on your shoulder.
Lest I jump the ladder first.
And leave you behind.

SHOOT AT SIGHT

I can't see, said the boy to the Gunner
And whatever I saw, keeps getting Dimmer
When the sharks came, I thought I was a swimmer
But each day, the hope keeps getting thinner

Said the Gunner
Rum is fun, when they go for the gun

Said the Gunner
Put the apple on your own head
Till the Gunner's Return
Burn baby, Till I Return

Says the boy again
"Rather Die, Than Live a Lie"

THE GUNNER'S DREAM

The Holy Judge: If everyone followed every law in every MF*****ED circumstance, would the world end in that instant???

How do you walk with your gun
A rifle riffler in the sun
How do u aim at the one
The one that's slain the other one

Permission to engage the enemy
Forty dead in forty thousand years
No gunner buys this deal
Kill the boys with flowers
But that's no real steal

Shot in the head
Play dead in your bed
Rather get shot in the head
I too have a dream.......